"The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance." Charles Haddon Spurgeon
"The beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy." John Galsworthy
"Only the mediocre are always at their best."
"I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers." Mahatma Gandhi
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." Alan Alexander Milne
"If you don't disagree with me, how will I know I'm right?" Schmuel Gelbfisz
"I personally prefer a nice frozen TV Dinner at home, mainly because it's so little trouble. All you have to do is have another drink while you're throwing it in the garbage." Douglas Crickard
"Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it."
"In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the governor's office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose."