"Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not." George Granville
"A traitor is everyone who does not agree with me." King George III
"There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared! -
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'"
Edward Lear
"[The 17th Earl of Derby] is a very weak-minded fellow I am afraid, and, like the feather pillow, bears the marks of the last person who has sat on him." Earl Douglas Haig
"I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes." Sara Teasdale
"Out of our quarrels with others we make rhetoric. Out of our quarrels with ourselves we make poetry." William Butler Yeats
"Consistency is the paste jewel that only cheap men cherish." William Allen White
"If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl." Henry Louis Mencken
"Genius is an overused word. The world has known only about a half dozen geniuses. I got only fairly near." Fritz Kreisler
"I'm not confused, I'm just well-mixed." Robert Frost
"I have the face of an aging choirboy and the build of an undernourished featherweight. If you can figure out my success on the screen you're a better man than I." Alan Ladd
"The chief incalculable in war is the human will." Basil Henry Liddell Hart
Jimmy Durante, hot cha cha!
"Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" Willis Marie Van Schaak