"Every man who rises above the common level has received two educations: the first from his teachers; the second, more personal and important, from himself." Edward Gibbon
"Right or wrong, the customer is always right."
"McKinley shows all the backbone of a chocolate eclair." Theodore Roosevelt
"Hollywood is where they write the alibis before they write the story." Jane Alice Peters
"Assassins!" Arturo Toscanini
"An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes."