"Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one."
"I was a pretty good imitator of Roy Acuff, but then I found out they already had a Roy Acuff, so I started singin' like myself." Hank Williams, Senior
"You hear about constitutional rights, free speech and the free press. Every time I hear these words I say to myself, 'That man is a Red, that man is a Communist!' You never hear a real American talk like that."
"An artist carries on throughout his life a mysterious, uninterrupted conversation with his public." Maurice Chevalier
"I've heard or read about actors being asked the immortal question 'Why have you never married?' They answer with the immortal excuse 'I just haven't found the right girl.' Because I'm on the hefty side, no one's asked me yet. If they do, that's the answer I'll give. After all, if it was good enough for Monty Clift or Sal Mineo...." Victor Buono
"Some day, on the corporate balance sheet, there will be an entry which reads, 'Information'; for in most cases, the information is more valuable than the hardware which processes it." Grace Murray Hopper
"It takes so long to train a physicist to the place where he understands the nature of physical problems that he is already too old to solve them." Eugene Paul Wigner
"I have 30 seconds to tell you I have been waiting 60 years to get on this stage." Ray Walston
"Of my two 'handicaps,' being female put many more obstacles in my path than being black." Shirley Chisholm
"Time granted does not necessarily coincide with time that can be most fully used."