"Men often make up in wrath what they want in reason. "
"Satan himself can't save a woman who wears thirty-shilling corsets under a thirty-guinea costume." Rudyard Kipling
"Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets." Stephen Leacock
"No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas."
"The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there." Leslie Poles Hartley
"The sky hides the night behind it, and shelters the people beneath from the horror that lies above." Paul Bowles
"I thank you in advance for the great round of applause I'm about to get." Ellas Otha Bates
"You can't get the Monkees back together as a rock'n'roll group. That would be like Raymond Burr opening up a law practice." Robert Michael Nesmith
"My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on." David Thomas Jones
"As far as I'm concerned, being any gender is a drag." Patti Smith
"I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?'" Matt Lauer
"If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers." Tracey Ullman
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Eldrick T. Woods
"Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose?" Eliza Dushku
"Just because I don't do bad things doesn't mean I don't have bad thoughts." Kristin Kreuk