- Rudyard Kipling
(12/30/1865 – 01/18/1936)
English writer Note: 21 Shillings = 1 Guinea.
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"Men often make up in wrath what they want in reason. "
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"Satan himself can't save a woman who wears thirty-shilling corsets under a thirty-guinea costume."
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"Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets."
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"No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas."
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"The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there."
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"The sky hides the night behind it, and shelters the people beneath from the horror that lies above."
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"I thank you in advance for the great round of applause I'm about to get."
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"You can't get the Monkees back together as a rock'n'roll group. That would be like Raymond Burr opening up a law practice."
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"My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on."
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"As far as I'm concerned, being any gender is a drag."
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"I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?'"
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"If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers."
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| "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." |  |
"Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose?"
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"Just because I don't do bad things doesn't mean I don't have bad thoughts."
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| Born 12/29 | Born 12/30 | Born 12/31 | Birth Dates | |
| Died 12/29 | Died 12/30 | Died 12/31 | Death Dates |