"If the best man's faults were written on his forehead, he would draw his hat over his eyes."
"Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all." Charles Babbage
"Chaos is the score upon which reality is written." Henry Miller
"In waking a tiger, use a long stick." Mao Tse-Tung
"The hair is real; it's the head that's fake." Steve Allen
"Men who wear turtlenecks look like turtles."
"I'm dealing in rock'n'roll. I'm, like, I'm not a bona fide human being." Phil Spector
"That's what we're all about; taking advantage of people." Lars Ulrich