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| Died 12/23 | Died 12/24 | Died 12/25 | Death Dates |
"Orthodoxy is my doxy; heterodoxy is another man's doxy."
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"Feed the musician, and he's out of tune."
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"Journalism is literature in a hurry."
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"Where it is a duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat."
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"Darling, you stink so beautiful."
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"Clark Gable's ears make him look like a taxicab with both doors open."
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| "The difference between burlesque and the newspapers is that the former never pretended to be performing a public service by exposure." | ![]() |
"Deep down I'm pretty superficial."
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| "The first four months of writing the book, my mental image is scratching with my hands through granite. My other image is pushing a train up the mountain, and it's icy, and I'm in bare feet." | ![]() |
"Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you."
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"For those who missed it the first time, this is your golden opportunity; you can miss it again."
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"It will be so dirty that if we moved in next to you, your lawn would die."
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| Born 12/23 | Born 12/24 | Born 12/25 | Birth Dates | |
| Died 12/23 | Died 12/24 | Died 12/25 | Death Dates |