- John Selden
(12/16/1584 – 11/30/1654)
English jurist
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"They that govern the most, make least noise."
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"Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on his backside."
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"Elinor agreed with it all, for she did not think he deserved the compliment of rational opposition."
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"She was the prettiest, silliest, most affected, husband-hunting butterfly ever."
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"It is a great advantage for a system of philosophy to be substantially true."
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"I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere."
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"The principle of procrastinated rape is said to be the ruling one in all the great best-sellers."
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"Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible."
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| "If no thought your mind does visit make your speech not too explicit."
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"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum."
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| "It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane." |
"Hollywood is loneliness beside the swimming pool."
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| "Black women as a group have never been fools. We couldn't afford to be." |
"Can't do it, simply cause underneath 'em is too ugly."
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| "Ever notice that people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved?" |  |
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| Died 12/15 | Died 12/16 | Died 12/17 | Death Dates |