"As to the presidency, the two happiest days of my life were those of my entrance upon the office and my surrender of it." Martin Van Buren
"The downhill path is easy, but there's no turning back." Christina Rossetti
"Even for the physicist the description in plain language will be a criterion of the degree of understanding that has been reached."
"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known." Walt Disney
"All the laws of Washington and all the bayonets of the Army cannot force the Negro into our homes, our schools, our churches." James Strom Thurmond
"A vacuum with nipples." Otto Preminger
"Elvis may have been the king of rock'n'roll, but I am the queen." Richard Penniman
"California: The west coast of Iowa." Joan Didion
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." Calvin Trillin
"Even when Micheál [MacLiammóir] took in later life to autobiographies, they were about as reliable as his hairpieces."
"It's got lots of installation."
"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant." Margaret Cho
"I try to avoid the sweet-ass roles." Nick Stahl
"Dewey is so old, Michael Jackson stopped watching."
  • Frankie Muniz
    (12/05/1984 – )
    US actor, on his 'Malcolm in the Middle' costar aging
Frankie Muniz