"Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact." Mary Ann Cross-Evans
"The vice-presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm piss." John Nance Garner
"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it."
"How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese?" Charles de Gaulle
"It is cruel, you know, that music should be so beautiful. It has the beauty of loneliness and of pain: of strength and freedom."
"I take showers, I don't like baths. The last time I took a bath, I lost three of my ships." Rodney Dangerfield
"The critical element in selling a service comes in providing support after the sale, because, unlike other types of marketing, the customer can't really try the product until he's already bought it."
"There's a side of me that always fell for manic things, frenzied, cartoony performances. I always liked sideshows, freakshows. Jerry Lewis was a freakshow... Absolutely grotesque, awful, tasteless. I like things to be tasteless." Terry Gilliam
"No one changes the world who isn't obsessed." Billie Jean King
"We don't always know what we're doing. We often just get excited, put something down, and say, 'Oh, neat.'" Tina Weymouth
"I thought, while they're up and firm, why not shoot them once or twice." Jamie Lee Curtis
"I enjoy making things that are different. It makes for a better career. I don't want to do the same thing twice. I love the different roles I've played. I don't ever want to be pigeonholed! That's the great thing about acting—all these different people I can play, as long as audiences are willing to see them. The more different roles I do, the more different roles I will get." Mariel Hemingway
"I always check in the mirror to make sure nothing is see-through." Scarlett Johansson