"Things don't turn up in this world until somebody turns them up." James A. Garfield
"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile."
"My favorite American lesbian." Webb Parmalee Hollenbeck
"The computer is a moron."
"There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten."
"Everyone should see Hollywood once, I think, through the eyes of a teenage girl who has just passed a screen test." Gene Eliza Tierney
"Look, I don't even agree with myself at times."
"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
"If only I had a little humility, I'd be perfect."
"One out of forty American men wears women's clothing. We've had more than forty presidents. One of these guys has been dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress." Alison Janney
"It would be really great if people would realize that stars are only people with the same weaknesses and flaws, not immaculate idols." Margaret Mary Emily Anne Hyra
"Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from." Alicia Christian Foster