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"Popular applause veers with the wind."

John Bright
(11/16/1811 – 03/27/1889)
English writer
William Christopher Handy "Life is something like a trumpet. If you don't put anything in, you won't get anything out."

W. C. Handy
(11/16/1873 – 03/28/1958)
US composer
George S. Kaufman "Madam, don't you have any unexpressed thoughts?"

George S. Kaufman
(11/16/1889 – 06/02/1961)
US writer
Mabel Normand "Say anything you like, but don't say that I 'like' to work. That sounds like Mary Pickford, that prissy bitch. Just say I like to pinch babies and twist their legs. And get drunk."

Mabel Normand
(11/16/1894 – 02/23/1930)
US actor
Eddie Condon "Take the juice of two quarts of whisky..."

Eddie Condon
(11/16/1904 – 08/04/1973)
US guitarist , hangover cure
"When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because he has brought his own stool."

Chinua Achebe
(11/16/1930 – )
Nigerian writer
"Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation."

Elizabeth Drew
(11/16/1935 – )
US writer
"I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest."

Steven Pearl
(11/16/1955 – )
US comic , to a heckler
Clark Gable "The only reason they come to see me is that I know that life is great—and they know I know it."

Clark Gable
(02/01/1901 – 11/16/1960)
US actor
Sam Rayburn "Wait a minute."

Sam Rayburn
(01/06/1882 – 11/16/1961)
US Rep (TX) , on the three most important words in the English language
Dwight Gooden "I'm glad I don't have to face that guy every day. He has that look that few hitters have. I don't know if it's his stance, his eyes or what, but you can tell he means business."

Dwight Gooden
(11/16/1964 – )
US baseball player (pitcher) , on Don Mattingly
Martha Carradine "I'd just like to see a role for women where someone who isn't traditionally attractive is not portraying the best friend. You know, the character that only speaks in questions. 'Gee, are you gonna go out with him? Do you think I look fat?"

Martha Plimpton
(11/16/1970 – )
US actor (daughter of Keith Carradine; granddaughter of John Carradine)
Alan Watts "You find out that the universe is a system that creeps up on itself and says 'Boo!' and then laughs at itself for jumping."

Alan Watts
(01/06/1916 – 11/16/1973)
English writer
Maggie Gyllenhal "You're invited to tons of parties, and you'll wear these shoes and that dress, and it can be enticing, but I think it also sucks you dry. If you do it a little, sure, it's fun, but too much and you start to lose your footing."

Maggie Gyllenhaal
(11/16/1977 – )
US actor (sister of Jake Gyllenhaal) , on stardom
William Holden "I don't really know why, but danger has always been an important thing in my life—to see how far I could lean without falling, how fast I could go without cracking up."

William H. Holden
(04/17/1918 – 11/16/1981)
US actor
Milton Friedman "Concentrated power is not rendered harmless by the good intentions of those who create it."

Milton Friedman
(07/31/1912 – 11/16/2006)
US economist