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"Medicine makes people ill, mathematics make them sad, and theology makes them sinful."
Martin Luther
(11/10/1483 02/18/1546)
German religious reformer
"We should take care to lay in a stock of provisions, but not of pleasures: these should be gathered day by day."
Ninon de l'Enclos
(11/10/1620 10/17/1705)
French courtesan
"I have generally found that persons who had studied painting least were the best judges of it."
William Hogarth
(11/10/1697 10/26/1764)
English artist
"There is no arguing with him, for if his pistol misses fire, he knocks you down with the butt end of it."
Oliver Goldsmith
(11/10/1728 04/04/1774)
Irish writer
, on Samuel Johnson
"Jazz: Music invented by demons for the torture of imbeciles."
Henry van Dyke
(11/10/1852 04/10/1933)
US writer, Presbyterian
"Genius is the recovery of childhood at will."
Arthur Rimbaud
(10/20/1854 11/10/1891)
French writer
"As machines become more and more efficient and perfect, so it will become clear that imperfection is the greatness of man."
Ernst Fischer
(11/10/1918 01/23/2007)
German chemist, educator
"Where there is no freedom, there is death and destruction."
Mustafa Kemal Atatürk
(05/19/1881 11/10/1938)
Turkish military and political leader
"Boston's freeway system was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains."
Bill Bryson
(11/10/1946 )
US writer
"I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you look for it."
Neil Gaiman
(11/10/1960 )
English writer
"You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah."
Tracy Morgan
(11/10/1968 )
US comic actor (SNL)
"Whatever else may divide us, Europe is our common home; a common fate has linked us through the centuries, and it continues to link us today."
Leonid Brezhnev
(12/19/1906 11/10/1982)
Russian statesman
"A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself."
Lisa Kirk
(02/25/1925 11/10/1990)
US actor
"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults."
Louis Nizer
(02/06/1911 11/10/1994)
English-US lawyer
"You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things."
Ken Kesey
(09/17/1935 11/10/2001)
US writer
"An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day."
Irv Kupcinet
(07/31/1912 11/10/2003)
US writer
"I'm amazed people read this crap about usabout me most of all."
Jack Palance
(02/18/1919 11/10/2006)
US actor
, on gossip
"The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level."
Norman Mailer
(01/31/1923 11/10/2007)
US writer
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