"Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners."
"I understand the hero keeps getting into bed with women, and the war wasn't fought that way."
"Everyone should live to be 92 years old, have an orgasm and drop dead." Jon Carroll
"My agent said, 'You aren't good enough for movies.' I said, 'You're fired.'" Sally Field
"Don't think of him as a Republican, think of him as the man I love; and if that doesn't work, think of him as the man who can crush you." Maria Shriver