"Hovering between wife and death." James Montgomery
"The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper."
"Everybody sets out to do something, and everybody does something, but no one does what he sets out to do."
"There ought to be one day—just one—where there is open season on senators." Will Rogers
"Hollywood is the only place where you can wake up in the morning and hear the birds coughing in the trees."
"I don't know how Andy can make 60 seconds on '60 Minutes' seem like 60 hours."
"I have seasonal answers. In the summer: 'I like it down there because it's cool.' In the winter: 'I like it down there because it's warm.' Then I've got one that isn't seasonal: 'Go to hell.'"
"Nutrition makes me puke."
"It's really time for us to grow up and discover our vaginas." Loretta Swit
"Though my plans at the moment are vague, I can assure you that I'll never run for the Senate in New York." Laura Welch Bush