"I can't say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three days."
"I have seen all, I have heard all, I have forgotten all." Maria Antonia Josepha Johanna von Habsburg-Lothringen
"The passion for office among members of Congress is very great, if not absolutely disreputable, and greatly embarrasses the operations of the Government. They create offices by their own votes and then seek to fill them themselves." James Knox Polk
"I don't know much about Americanism, but it's a damned good word with which to carry an election." Warren Gamaliel Harding
"It seems that boredom is one of the greatest discoveries of our time. If so, there's no question but that he must be considered a pioneer." Luchino Visconti
"Most people seem to think I'm the kind of guy who shaves with a blowtorch. Actually I'm bookish and worrisome." Burt Lancaster
"Murder is a crime. Describing murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is. "
"We have probed the earth, excavated it, burned it, ripped things from it, buried things in it. That does not fit my definition of a good tenant. If we were here on a month-to-month basis, we would have been evicted long ago." Rose Elizabeth Bird
"Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes." Pat Buchanan
"They say that a good cook can ignite sparks by the way he kisses. The way I see, just because a guy can turn on the stove doesn't necessarily make him a good cook." Stefanie Federkiewicz
"If you knew how meat was made, you'd probably lose your lunch. I know—I'm from cattle country. That's why I became a vegetarian." Kathryn Dawn Lang