| Born 10/31 | Born 11/01 | Born 11/02 | Birth Dates | |
| Died 10/31 | Died 11/01 | Died 11/02 | Death Dates |
| "Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l'admire. (A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.)"
|
"Public office is the last refuge of the incompetent."
|
| "A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe, 'That fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.'" | |
"It has been said that writing comes more easily if you have something to say."
|
 |
| "All wars are planned by old men, in council rooms apart." |
"The world has always gone through periods of madness so as to advance a bit on the road to reason."
|
"Keep it light so you can say a lot more, especially if it's something you care about."
|
 |
"I've been around so long that all the statues in Symphony Hall were little boys when I started."
|
"Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it."
|
| "The harder you work, the luckier you get." |
"Sometimes the best songs almost write themselves."
|
"I'm suggesting we call sex something else, and it should include everything from kissing to sitting close together."
|
 |
"I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough."
|
 |
"The deeper you go, the deeper it gets."
|
 |
"I inherited my father's insatiable desire to meet all the beautiful girls in the world."
|
 |
"For every action there is an equal and opposite government program."
|
"I was a puke brunette."
|
 |
"Sometimes life hits you on the head with a saucepan. But I'm not here to talk about saucepans."
|
 |
| Born 10/31 | Born 11/01 | Born 11/02 | Birth Dates | |
| Died 10/31 | Died 11/01 | Died 11/02 | Death Dates |