"A decorator tainted with insanity."
"I think there is only one quality worse than hardness of heart, and that is softness of head." Theodore Roosevelt
"Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use." Emily Post
"In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing."
"Who wants to become a writer? And why? Because it's the answer to everything. To 'Why am I here?' To uselessness. It's the streaming reason for living. To note, to pin down, to build up, to create, to be astonished at nothing, to cherish the oddities..." Enid Bagnold
"Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail."
"Fans are people who let an actor know he's not alone in the way he feels about himself." John Elmer Carson
"An alcoholic is someone who you do not like who drinks as much as you do." Dylan Marials Thomas
"Classism and greed are making insignificant all the other kinds of isms." Ruby Ann Wallace
"Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in." H. R. "Bob&aquot; Haldeman
"Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing." Sylvia Plath
"If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play." John Cleese
"Before we can leave our parents, they stuff our heads like the suitcases which they jam-pack with homemade underwear."
"I was never really a career woman, you see. My life always came first. When I got nominated for 'Diary of a Mad Housewife,' I didn't think, 'Aah, now I'll get more money.' My dream had always just been to do my works well, fall in love and build a life for myself." Caroline Snodgress
"If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words." Fran Lebowitz
"We want to be the band to dance to when the bomb drops." Simon LeBon
"I'm so excited to meet you. I've always modeled myself after 'Ginger.'" Marla Maples
"The most badass way to kill a person is with a rocket launcher." Scott Richard Kline
"The only thing I really care about right now is boys. I go for the smelly ones. ... I don't like clean-cut, white picket-fence, khaki pants-wearing boys. All my boyfriends have been really ugly." Kelly Osbourne