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"Thank you, madam, the agony is abated."
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"It takes a long time to become young."
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"Singing is such an excellent thing, that I wish all people would sing."
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"Some people call me a hamin my day it was called acting."
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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion."
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| "The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up." | ![]() |
| "Something has been said for sobriety but very little." | ![]() |
| "Try being my size and going into a public restroom." | ![]() |
"I practice when I'm loaded."
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"I told him to take a picture of his testicles so he'd have something to remember them by if he ever took another shot like the last one."
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| "While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put." |
"If you drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll find."
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"The prospect of having naked ladies in the garden certainly awakes the interest of many a gardener, whose ardor I hope is at least partially satisfied by the horticultural version, Amaryllis belladonna."
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| Died 10/24 | Died 10/25 | Died 10/26 | Death Dates |