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"I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate the human race."
Thomas Love Peacock
(10/18/1785 01/23/1866)
English writer
"If there's one thing for which I admire you, it's your original discovery of the Ten Commandments."
Thomas B. Reed
(10/18/1839 12/07/1902)
US Rep (ME)
, to Teddy Roosevelt
"The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend."
Henri Bergson
(10/18/1865 01/04/1941)
French philosopher
"There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make a living and the other how to live."
James Truslow Adams
(10/18/1878 05/18/1949)
US historian
"It takes a clever man to turn cynic and a wise man to be clever enough not to."
Fannie Hurst
(10/18/1889 02/23/1968)
US writer
Singer: "You know, my dear, I insured my voice for fifty thousand dollars."
Miriam Hopkins: "That's wonderful. And what did you do with the money?"
(10/18/1902 10/09/1972)
US actor
"I expect you'll be becoming a schoolmaster, sir. That's what most of the gentlemen does, sir, that gets sent down for indecent behaviour."
Evelyn Waugh
(10/18/1903 04/10/1966)
English writer
"If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior."
A. J. Liebling
(10/18/1904 12/28/1963)
US writer
(was married to Jean Stafford)
"It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there."
Pierre Trudeau
(10/18/1919 09/28/2000)
Canadian Prime Minister (15)
(was married to Margaret)
, on Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
"I was with some Vietnamese recently, and some of them were smoking two cigarettes at the same time. That's the kind of customers we need!"
Jesse Helms
(10/18/1921 07/04/2008)
US senator (NC)
, at a dinner to promote the state's tobacco industry
(Jesse's the older boy on the left)
"Results! Why man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work."
Thomas Alva Edison
(02/11/1847 10/18/1931)
US scientist/inventor
"We have a strange and wonderful relationshiphe's strange and I'm wonderful."
Mike Ditka
(10/18/1939 )
US football coach
, on QB Jim McMahon
"I'm just your wild working musician."
Laura Nyro
(10/18/1947 04/08/1997)
US singer, songwriter
"Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say, respect me, I'm a respectable grown-up, and other times I just want to jump into a paper bag and shake and bake myself to death."
Wendy Wasserstein
(10/18/1950 01/30/2006)
US comic
"It takes me forever to say my prayers these days, but I don't care, because this time around, I want to make sure God doesn't have to do any guesswork."
Terry McMillan
(10/18/1951 )
US writer
"Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost!"
Martina Navratilova
(10/18/1956 )
Czech tennis player
"In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person."
Margaret Caroline Anderson
(11/24/1886 10/18/1973)
US writer
"We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities."
Walt Kelly
(08/25/1913 10/18/1973)
US cartoonist
"How sad would be November if we had no knowledge of the spring."
Edwin Way Teale
(06/02/1899 10/18/1980)
US writer, naturalist
"I like the character of Charity because she's so hopeful. She's never bitter, and plenty of things happen to her that could make her bitter. She always thinks tomorrow's going to be beautiful. And someday it will be."
Gwen Verdon
(01/13/1925 10/18/2000)
US actor, dancer
(was married to Bob Fosse)
"Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms."
Alan Coren
(06/27/1938 10/18/2007)
British writer
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