"Where there's music, there can be no evil." Miguel de Cervantes
"I have always been a quarter of an hour before my time, and it has made a man of me." Horatio Nelson
"I'll not listen to reason. Reason always means what someone else has got to say." Elizabeth Gaskell
"Every peasant has a lawyer inside him, just as every lawyer, no matter how urbane he may be, carries a peasant within himself."
"Man acts as though he were the shaper and master of language, while in fact language remains the master of man." Martin Heidegger
"If I could remember the names of all these particles, I'd be a botanist." Enrico Fermi
"Actors like him are good but on the whole I do not enjoy actors who seek to commune with their armpits, so to speak." Eileen Evelyn Greer Garson
"You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it." Oail Andrew Phillips
"If I'm going to hell, I'm going there playing the piano." The Killer, Jerry Lee Lewis
"Mel Brooks is sensual with me. He treats me like an uncle. A dirty uncle." Madeline Gail Wolfson
"I must tell you that the supply of words on the world market is plentiful, but the demand is falling." Lech Walesa
"In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But since there's no real market for masturbation, I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities." Les Claypool