"Have no friends not equal to yourself." Confucius
"Oh, to be seventy again!" Georges Clemenceau
"It does make a difference what you call things." Kate Douglas Wiggin
"Who can refute a sneer?" William S. Paley
"If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. It transcends all barriers." Ed Sullivan
"Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed if necessary." Alfred Gerald Caplin
"People sometimes divide others into those you laugh at and those you laugh with. The young Auden was someone you could laugh-at-with."
"They come for you in the morning in a limousine; they take you to the studio; they stick a pretty girl in your arms... They call that a profession? Come on!" Marcello Mastroianni
"I wish I had invented sex. Sex is number one." Brigitte Bardot
"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth." Janeane Garofalo
"There's a side of my personality that goes completely against the East Coast educated person and wants to be a pin-up girl in garages across America...there's a side that wants to wear the pink angora bikini!" Mira Sorvino
"There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it." Naomi Watts
"Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick." Gwyneth_Paltrow