"Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth." Horace Walpole
"People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any act of Parliament."
"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Time's fun when you're having flies." Jim Henson
"I used to get on great with journalists until I married Paul." Linda Eastman McCartney
"I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear." Phil Hartmann (he dropped the second "n"