"Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all."
Alexander the Great(09/20/0356 – 06/13/0323 BC)
Greek military leader
"Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all."
Alexander the Great
"Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings."
Jelly Roll Morton
"This Englishwoman is so refined
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Slappy White
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Malachy McCourt
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Annie Besant
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Fiorello La Guardia
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Jean Sibelius
"A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems."
Paul Erdos
"None of my 'clients'—not Eichmann, not Stangl, not Mengele, and not even Hitler or Stalin—was born a criminal. Somebody had to teach them to hate: maybe the society, maybe the politics, maybe just a Jewish prostitute."
Simon Wiesenthal
