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| Died 09/16 | Died 09/17 | Died 09/18 | Death Dates |
"Go swallow a bottle of Coke and let it fizz out your ears."
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"But I have noticed this about ambitious men, or men in powerthey fear even the slightest and least likely threat to it."
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"You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly."
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"I really liked Lassie, but that horse, Flicka, was a nasty animal with a terrible disposition. All the Flickasall six of themwere awful."
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"There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love."
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"When Mel told his Jewish mother he was marrying an Italian girl, she said: 'Bring her over. I'll be in the kitchenwith my head in the oven'."
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| "The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths." | ![]() |
| "Three's Company was originally called Three Companies, about a trio of pharmaceutical companies. It was 10 times funnier." | ![]() |
"My mother buried three husbandsand two of them were only napping."
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| Born 09/16 | Born 09/17 | Born 09/18 | Birth Dates | |
| Died 09/16 | Died 09/17 | Died 09/18 | Death Dates |