"Go swallow a bottle of Coke and let it fizz out your ears." William Carlos Williams
"But I have noticed this about ambitious men, or men in power—they fear even the slightest and least likely threat to it."
"You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly." Hank Williams, Senior
"I really liked Lassie, but that horse, Flicka, was a nasty animal with a terrible disposition. All the Flickas—all six of them—were awful." Roderick Andrew Anthony Jude McDowall
"There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love." Stirling Moss
"When Mel told his Jewish mother he was marrying an Italian girl, she said: 'Bring her over. I'll be in the kitchen—with my head in the oven'." Anna Maria Louise Italiano
"The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths." Ken Kesey
"Three's Company was originally called Three Companies, about a trio of pharmaceutical companies. It was 10 times funnier." John Ritter
"My mother buried three husbands—and two of them were only napping." Rita Rudner