"We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack."
"I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them." Sherwood Anderson
"I remember coming across [George Bernard Shaw] at the Grand Canyon and finding him peevish, refusing to admire it, or even look at it properly. He was jealous of it." John Boynton Priestly
"It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it." Lily Claudette Chauchoin
"And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it." Roald Dahl
Dear Miss Manners: Please list some tactful ways of removing a man's saliva from your face.
Gentle Reader: Please list some decent ways of acquiring a man's saliva on your face.
Judith Martin
"Those who talk don't know what is going on and those who know what is going on won't talk."
"Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together." Winifred Jacqueline Fraser Bisset
"You have to put on more faces to pretend who you are." Nell Ruth Hardy
"Being on the road hasn't tarnished our viewpoints towards women. If anything, it's made us better in bed." Dave Mustaine
"The way I feel about music is that there is no right and wrong. Only true and false." Fiona Apple McAfee Maggart