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| Died 09/11 | Died 09/12 | Died 09/13 | Death Dates |
| "What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it." | |
"[The War Office kept three sets of figures:] one to mislead the public, another to mislead the Cabinet, and the third to mislead itself."
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| "We must respect the other person's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." |  |
"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."
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"An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible."
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"As long as the producers want me and the Almighty doesn't."
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| "One chance is all you need." |  |
"There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness."
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"When smashing monuments, save the pedestals—they always come in handy."
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| "There's people making babies to my music. That's nice." |  |
"A lot of 18-year-olds are like old men. They think they've seen everything."
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| "No sh*t, everything is a double-edged sword. Even a single-edged sword is a double-edged sword. Because on the one hand it's sharp but on the other hand it's dull....a single-edged sword is a double-edged sword." |  |
| Born 09/11 | Born 09/12 | Born 09/13 | Birth Dates | |
| Died 09/11 | Died 09/12 | Died 09/13 | Death Dates |