"What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it." Charles Dudley Warner
"[The War Office kept three sets of figures:] one to mislead the public, another to mislead the Cabinet, and the third to mislead itself." Herbert Henry Asquith
"We must respect the other person's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." Henry Louis Mencken
"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative." Maurice Chevalier
"An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible." Alfred A. Knopf
"As long as the producers want me and the Almighty doesn't." Desmond Llewelyn
"One chance is all you need." James Cleveland Owens
"There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness." Rosalie Elisabeth Kuanghu Chow
"When smashing monuments, save the pedestals—they always come in handy." Stanislaw Lem
"There's people making babies to my music. That's nice." Barrence Eugene Carter
"A lot of 18-year-olds are like old men. They think they've seen everything." Ben Folds
"No sh*t, everything is a double-edged sword. Even a single-edged sword is a double-edged sword. Because on the one hand it's sharp but on the other hand it's dull....a single-edged sword is a double-edged sword." Louis Szekely