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"People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker."
"Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act."
"There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there."
Colonel Harlan Sanders
"If you forgive people enough you belong to them, and they to you, whether either person likes it or notsquatter's rights of the heart."
"Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being in this world."
"Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more."
Edward H. Harriman
US railroad executive
"Few great men could pass Personnel."
"Only the untalented can afford to be humble."
"Claudia's the sort of person who goes through life holding onto the sides."
Alice Thomas Ellis
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
US ex-NFL quarterback
; he later claimed that there was a smart guy named Norman Einstein at his school.
"A duck walks into the pharmacy and says, "gimme some chapstickand put it on my bill.""
The Amazing Johnathan
"I'm not one to go around blowing my own horn."
"Now I realize how ugly I am."
US comic actor
, after laser eye surgery
"You can't really expect a 22-year-old girl to react the same way as a man 24 years older than her."
New Zealander model, actor
, on her marriage to Rod Stewart
"A wonderful discovery, psychoanalysis. Makes quite simple people feel they're complex."
S. N. Behrman
"The people are like water and the army is like fish."
Chinese political leader
"Reason itself is fallible, and this fallibility must find a place in our logic."
Italian existential philosopher
"To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better."
US baseball player
"No endeavor that is worthwhile is simple in prospect; if it is right, it will be simple in retrospect."