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"People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker."
Mary Austin
(09/09/1868 08/13/1934)
US writer
"Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act."
James Agate
(09/09/1877 06/06/1947)
English writer
"There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there."
Colonel Harlan Sanders
(09/09/1890 12/16/1980)
US chef
"If you forgive people enough you belong to them, and they to you, whether either person likes it or notsquatter's rights of the heart."
James Hilton
(09/09/1900 12/20/1954)
English writer
"Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being in this world."
Cesare Pavese
(09/09/1908 08/27/1950)
Italian writer
"Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more."
Edward H. Harriman
(02/25/1848 09/09/1909)
US railroad executive
"Few great men could pass Personnel."
Paul Goodman
(09/09/1911 08/02/1972)
US critic
"This isn't exactly a stable business. It's like trying to stand up in a canoe with your pants down."
Cliff Robertson
(09/09/1925 )
US actor
"Only the untalented can afford to be humble."
Sylvia Miles
(09/09/1932 )
US actor
"Claudia's the sort of person who goes through life holding onto the sides."
Alice Thomas Ellis
(09/09/1932 03/08/2005)
Welsh writer
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Joe Theismann
(09/09/1949 )
US ex-NFL quarterback
; he later claimed that there was a smart guy named Norman Einstein at his school.
"A duck walks into the pharmacy and says, "gimme some chapstickand put it on my bill.""
The Amazing Johnathan
(09/09/1958 )
US comic
"I'm not one to go around blowing my own horn."
Hugh Grant
(09/09/1960 )
English actor
"Now I realize how ugly I am."
Adam Sandler
(09/09/1966 )
US comic actor
(SNL)
, after laser eye surgery
"You can't really expect a 22-year-old girl to react the same way as a man 24 years older than her."
Rachel Hunter
(09/09/1966 )
New Zealander model, actor
, on her marriage to Rod Stewart
"A wonderful discovery, psychoanalysis. Makes quite simple people feel they're complex."
S. N. Behrman
(06/09/1893 09/09/1973)
US writer
"The people are like water and the army is like fish."
Mao Tse-Tung
(12/26/1893 09/09/1976)
Chinese political leader
"Reason itself is fallible, and this fallibility must find a place in our logic."
Nicola Abbagnano
(07/15/1900 09/09/1990)
Italian existential philosopher
"To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better."
Richie Ashburn
(03/19/1927 09/09/1997)
US baseball player
"No endeavor that is worthwhile is simple in prospect; if it is right, it will be simple in retrospect."
Edward Teller
(01/15/1908 09/09/2003)
US scientist
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