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| "People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker." | ![]() |
"Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act."
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| "There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there." | ![]() |
"Marriagea book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose."
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"If you forgive people enough you belong to them, and they to you, whether either person likes it or notsquatter's rights of the heart."
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"You call this a script? Give me a couple of $5000.00-a-week writers and I'll write it myself."
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"Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being in this world."
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| "Few great men could pass Personnel." | ![]() |
| "This isn't exactly a stable business. It's like trying to stand up in a canoe with your pants down." | ![]() |
| "Only the untalented can afford to be humble." | ![]() |
"Claudia's the sort of person who goes through life holding onto the sides."
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"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
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| "A duck walks into the pharmacy and says, "gimme some chapstickand put it on my bill."" | ![]() |
"I'm not one to go around blowing my own horn."
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"Now I realize how ugly I am."
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"You can't really expect a 22-year-old girl to react the same way as a man 24 years older than her."
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| Died 09/08 | Died 09/09 | Died 09/10 | Death Dates |