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| Died 09/07 | Died 09/08 | Died 09/09 | Death Dates |
| "Let us go and talk with the poets." | |
"You're looking exceptionally ugly tonight, Madam; is it because we have company?"
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| "A day away from Tallulah is like a month in the country." |
| "No only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand." |
"The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one."
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"Didn't you ever notice how it's always people who wish they had somethin' or had done somethin' that hate the hardest?"
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"There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed."
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| "Jimmy Dean dropped by my session the other night and said, 'I see you're still singing your ass off,' and I said to him, 'I see you're still as big headed as you Texans always are...'" |  |
| "When I was young, I wanted to do something more low-key, like become a drummer in a rock band." |  |
| "I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend." |  |
"I can relate more to people at a horror convention than I can to most Hollywood executives. They're more passionate."
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| "I can't tell you how many shows I've done with full-blown migraine headaches." |  |
| Born 09/07 | Born 09/08 | Born 09/09 | Birth Dates | |
| Died 09/07 | Died 09/08 | Died 09/09 | Death Dates |