"Let us go and talk with the poets." Joaquin Miller
"You're looking exceptionally ugly tonight, Madam; is it because we have company?" Alfred Jarry
"A day away from Tallulah is like a month in the country."
"No only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand."
"The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one." Sid Caesar
"Didn't you ever notice how it's always people who wish they had somethin' or had done somethin' that hate the hardest?" Marie Grace de Repentigny
"There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed." Richard Henry Sellers
"Jimmy Dean dropped by my session the other night and said, 'I see you're still singing your ass off,' and I said to him, 'I see you're still as big headed as you Texans always are...'" Virginia Patterson Hensley
"When I was young, I wanted to do something more low-key, like become a drummer in a rock band." Brooke Burke
"I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend." Alecia Beth Moore
"I can relate more to people at a horror convention than I can to most Hollywood executives. They're more passionate." David Arquette
"I can't tell you how many shows I've done with full-blown migraine headaches." Jonathan Taylor Weiss