"My dreams were all my own; I accounted for them to nobody; they were my refuge when annoyed—my dearest pleasure when free." Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
"If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment." Ernest Rutherford
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy." Huey Long
"Actors should be overheard, not listened to, and the audience is 50 percent of the performance." Thelma Marjorie Ford
"All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast." John Gunther
"Nothing should be overlooked in fighting for better education. Be persistent and ornery: this will be good for the lethargic educational establishment and will aid the whole cause of public education." Roy Wilkins
"Carole Lombard was a wonderful girl. Swore like a man. Other women try, but she really did." Fred MacMurray
"I heard that, before 'Baby Jane,' when Bette Davis was washed up in the movies and took her act on the road, Tallulah Bankhead sent her a first-night telegram which read: 'Kisses on Your Opening.' Tallulah was AC-DC. Bette is strictly B.D." Joan Blondell
"That part of his speech was rather like being savaged by a dead sheep."
"If you don't think too good, don't think too much." Ted Williams
"Every newborn baby is a little savage."
"The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it." Warren Buffett
"Traditionally, songwriters can't sing. And that holds true in my case, also." Papa John Phillips
"The only thing I like about being an actress is acting." Elizabeth Ann Cole
"In Port Headland, happiness comes smithereen-shaped." Jonathan Aitken
"At least I hate myself as much as I hate anybody else." Robert Crumb
"To win you have to risk loss." Jean-Claude Killy
"What is a teenager in San Francisco to rebel against, for pity's sake? Their parents are all so busy trying to be non-judgmental, it's no wonder they take to dyeing their hair green."
"I do have certain feelings. My feeling is that whoever is in charge, I want him out." Lewis Black
"I'm a salty, greasy girl. I give every french fry a fair chance." Cameron Diaz