"The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man almost nothing." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself. The larger the denominator the smaller the fraction." Count Leo Lev Nikolgevich Tolstoy
"A Frenchwoman, when double-crossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations—but they all will console themselves with another man." Charles Boyer
"We sat in the car park till twenty to one
and now I'm engaged to Miss Joan Hunter Dunn."
Sir John Betjeman
"Fanaticism is overcompensation for doubt." Robertson Davies
"When you've made six pictures and the mule still gets more fan mail than you do..." Donald O'Connor
"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." Gloria Leonard
"Invent a past for the present." Daniel Stern
"I don't want my body to be a distraction from my talent or my brain." Eilleen Regina Edwards
"I have to forgive because I'm going to be a bitter bitch if I don't."
  • LeAnn Rimes
    (08/28/1982 – )
    US singer, on her lawsuit against her father
LeAnn Rimes