"He who has gold makes and accomplishes whatever he wishes in the world and finally uses it to send souls to paradise." Christopher Columbus
"The general application of the transistor in radio and television is far in the future." Lee deForest
"Without humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation."
"Artists are, above all, men who want to become inhuman." Guillaume Apollinaire
"Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination." Christopher Isherwood
"'Good morning' is a contradiction of terms." Jim Davis
"Generals who can write always make me nervous."
"The plural of anecdote is data." Ben Wattenberg
"It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very, very small snack foods." Geraldine Ferraro
"A senescent bimbo with a lust for home furnishings." Barbara Ehrenreich
"Any girl would go insane by the end of that. But it was at the point where I actually found myself liking 'Happy Gilmore' that I recognized the total decline of my intelligence and emotional well-being." Shirley Manson
"I don't even get an allowance." Macaulay Culkin