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"To give an accurate and exhaustive account of the period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine."
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"When the jig is up, there is no need for additional dancing."
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"Reading makes immigrants of us all. It takes us away from home, but more important, it finds homes for us everywhere."
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| "They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much." |
"The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb."
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"Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you."
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"When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault, you know why clothing exists."
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| "Silence is the last thing the world will ever hear from me." | ![]() |
| "Somebody broke into my house once; this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe I lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!'" | ![]() |
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| Died 08/23 | Died 08/24 | Died 08/25 | Death Dates |