"To give an accurate and exhaustive account of the period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine." Max Beerbohm
"When the jig is up, there is no need for additional dancing."
"Reading makes immigrants of us all. It takes us away from home, but more important, it finds homes for us everywhere." Ella Gwendoline Rees Williams
"They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much."
"The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb." Jorge Luis Borges
"Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you." Yasser Arafat
"When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault, you know why clothing exists." Stephen Fry
"Silence is the last thing the world will ever hear from me." Marlee Matlin
"Somebody broke into my house once; this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe I lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!'" Dave Chappelle