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"The man that has no friend at court,
Must make the laws confine his sport,
But he that has, by dint of flaws,
may make his sport confine the laws."
"To give an accurate and exhaustive account of the period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine."
Sir Max Beerbohm
English writer and artist
"When the jig is up, there is no need for additional dancing."
Earl Derr Biggers
US writer (Charlie Chan)
"Reading makes immigrants of us all. It takes us away from home, but more important, it finds homes for us everywhere."
"They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much."
"The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb."
Jorge Luis Borges
"If the gods had intended for people to vote, they would have given us candidates."
"Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever fresh and radiant possibility."
Kate Douglas Wiggin
US writer (Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm), educator
"Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you."
"Who were the fools who spread the story that brute force cannot kill ideas? Nothing is easier. And once they are dead they are no more than corpses."
"When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault, you know why clothing exists."
English writer, actor
"It is stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the devil, when he is the only explanation of it."
English writer, theologian
"Silence is the last thing the world will ever hear from me."
"You can't sit on the lid of progress. If you do, you will be blown to pieces."
Henry J. Kaiser
"Somebody broke into my house once; this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe I lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!'"
"I don't meet competition. I crush it."
Canadian executive, Revlon founder
"To be afraid is to behave as if the truth were not true."
US civil rights leader
"Learn to get in touch with silence within yourself and know that everything in life has a purpose."