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| "Madam, Life's a piece in bloom Death goes dogging everywhere: She's the tenant of the room He's the ruffian on the stair."
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| "All modern men are descended from a worm-like creature, but it shows more on some people." |
"When Ginger Rogers danced with Astaire, it was the only time in the movies when you looked at the man, not the woman."
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"If God had meant there to be more than two factors of production, He would have made it easier for us to draw three-dimensional diagrams."
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"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
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"They can kiss my rear end, if they can leap that high."
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| "If gentlemen prefer blondes then I'm a blonde that prefers gentlemen." | ![]() |
"To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder."
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| "I'm not as klutzy as I used to be. I've had visual therapy and all kinds of things to help, but I still wrap my purse around chair legs when I stand up to leave. I do ridiculous things on-camera because I do them in my life all the time." | ![]() |
| "I'm having a kind of hard time keeping my head above water in this crazy business." | ![]() |
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| Died 08/22 | Died 08/23 | Died 08/24 | Death Dates |