"Since you have chosen to elect a man with a timber toe to succeed me, you may all go to hell and I will go to Texas."
"Acquired concussion won't open the doors of country houses. The better classes are born concussed."
  • Oliver St. John Gogarty
    (08/17/1878 – 09/22/1957)
    Irish writer, to a social climber notorious for falling off his horse
"Liberate the minds of men and ultimately you will liberate the bodies of men."
"Let's forget the six feet and talk about the seven inches." Mary Jane West
"To be fair is not enough any more. We must be ferociously fair."
"It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money." Elinor Smith
"It took the whole of Creation to produce my foot, my each feather: Now I hold Creation in my foot."
"Ignorant people in preppy clothes are more dangerous to America than oil embargoes."
"There is a certain combination of anarchy and discipline in the way I work." Robert de Niro
"You tolerate me, you really tolerate me." Sean Penn