"Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem." John Galsworthy
"The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him."
"About as modest as Mussolini." David Crosby
"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was—an Arctic region covered with ice." Steve Martin
"My advice is, don't spend money on therapy. Spend it in a record store." Wim Wenders
"A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it." Danielle Steel
"I never liked my own species." Gary Larson
"They said playing basketball would kill me. Well, not playing basketball was killing me." Earvin Johnson
"A good role for a woman is hard to come by—be she black, white, or sky-blue pink." Halle Berry