"Reading him is like wading through glue." Alfred, Lord Tennyson
"It is fortunate that diplomats have long noses since they usually cannot see beyond them." Paul Claudel
"She looks like she combs her hair with an eggbeater." Louella Rose Oettinger
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." Lucille Désirée Ball
"There are all kinds of rumors about me. And they're all true, every one of them. You can make some up if you want." Robert Mitchum
"Richard Simmons is carrying Rex Reed's baby." Andy Warhol
"When my agent told me he had a voice-over job I thought it was a Disney thing." Isaac Hayes