Born Today - July 31

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"The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity."

"Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned."

"What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?"

"If there's a pileup, they'll have to give some of the players artificial insemination."

Curt Gowdy
(07/31/1919 – 02/20/2006)
US sports announcer, announcing for the AFL all-star game on a flooded field

"It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than to have an opportunity and not be prepared."

"And tell me, does your husband have big balls?"

Lynne Reid Banks
(01/17/1929 – )
English writer, to wife of Swedish ambassador to England, referring to social events

"I think we've blown up everything we can blow up."

"Well, it will be a papery object with pages inside."

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