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| Died 07/29 | Died 07/30 | Died 07/31 | Death Dates |
"When a new book is published, read an old one."
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"The tyrant grinds down his slaves and they don't turn against him, they crush those beneath them."
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"Invention is the mother of necessity."
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"Any colourso long as it's black."
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"The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided."
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"There is a right physical size for every idea."
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"The man who is denied the opportunity of taking decisions of importance begins to regard as important the decisions he is allowed to take."
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| "As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, 'Relax... you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients,' but another kept reminding me, 'Howard, you are a veterinarian.'" | ![]() |
"Nobody ever says to men, 'how can you be a Congressman and a father.'"
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"My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it."
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| "If you want to say it with flowers, remember that a single rose screams in your face, 'I'm cheap!'" | ![]() |
"This big rat just happened to scuttle along at the very moment I was telling them I had scabies."
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| "After I've done the salesman bit, I like to be quiet and retreat, because that's where I write from. I'm a sort of quiet little person." | ![]() |
| "I've played a lot of bad guys, 'cause that was the only work I could get. People saw my face and went 'Oooh.'" | ![]() |
| "In college I castrated 21 rats, and I got pretty good at it." | ![]() |
"The films are polar opposites. In one, I had to strap my breasts down and in the other push them up."
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| Born 07/29 | Born 07/30 | Born 07/31 | Birth Dates | |
| Died 07/29 | Died 07/30 | Died 07/31 | Death Dates |