"My present post amounts to about 700 thaler, and when there are rather more funerals than usual, the fees rise in proportion; but when a healthy wind blows, they fall accordingly..."
Johann Sebastian Bach(03/21/1685 – 07/28/1750)
German composer
"My present post amounts to about 700 thaler, and when there are rather more funerals than usual, the fees rise in proportion; but when a healthy wind blows, they fall accordingly..."
Johann Sebastian Bach
"Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality."
Beatrix Potter
"Anything is art if the artist says it is."
Marcel Duchamp
"There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army."
John Ashbery
"There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed."
Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis
"I have no patience with women who measure and weigh their love like a country doctor dispensing capsules. If a man is worth loving at all, he is worth loving generously, even recklessly."
Marie Dressler
"The examining physician often hesitates to make the necessary examination because it involves soiling the finger."
Dr. William James Mayo
"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum (A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants)."
Phil Proctor
"Lord no, I don't make THAT much money."
Jim Davis
"He can't see a belt without hitting below it."
Dame Margot Tennant Asquith
"Any time Detroit scores more than a hundred points and holds the other team below a hundred points, they almost always win."
Doug Collins
"My favorite thing is to go where I've never been."
Diane Arbus