Born Today - July 28

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"Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality."

"Anything is art if the artist says it is."

"There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army."

"There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed."

"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum (A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants)."

"Lord no, I don't make THAT much money."

Jim Davis
(07/28/1942 – )
US cartoonist (Garfield), on whether he owns a cat like Garfield (also see Jim Davis the actor)

"Any time Detroit scores more than a hundred points and holds the other team below a hundred points, they almost always win."

"The only problem I really have in the outfield is with fly balls."

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