George Bernard Shaw
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." Carl Jung
"In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
"Brought up in an age when ladies apparently rolled along on wheels, Mr. Quarles was peculiarly susceptible to calves." Aldous Huxley
"The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good." Robert Graves
"When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half." Gracie Allen
(with hubby)
"Champagne for everybody!"
  • Vivian Vance
    (07/26/1902 – 08/17/1979)
    US actor, on learning that her TV husband William Frawley had died
Vivian Roberta Jones
"I've always played disintegrated characters. I don't know much about acting, but I can play those kinds of characters." Jason Robards, Jr.
"The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes." Stanley Kubrick
(Photo courtesy of Alan Bowker)
"I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I'm forty-five." Sir Michael Phillip Jagger
"This has definitely been the highlight of my day." Kevin Spacey Fowler
"Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster." Sandra Bullock
"If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex." Kate Beckinsale