- Rev. William A. Spooner
(07/22/1844 – 08/29/1930)
English religious dyslexic
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"Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad, you will leave Oxford by the next town drain."
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"If you could say it in words there would be no reason to paint."
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"Who's Virginia?"
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| "Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the 1000 small uncaring ways." |  |
"My fan mail is enormous. Everyone is under six."
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| "Man hoards himself when he has nothing to give away." |  |
"Everyone knows that a man can always marry even if he reaches 102, is penniless, and has all his faculties gone. There is always some woman willing to take a chance on him."
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"The wind doesn't bother me. I'm in the U. S. Senate."
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"I train religiously."
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| "If little else, the brain is an educational toy." | 
Photo courtesy Carl Studna |
"The singer gets the pussy."
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"I've led a pretty clean life so I've aged pretty well."
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"Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy. Worse, actually, at least the eunuch is allowed to watch."
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| "Weirdness is not my game. I'm just a square boy from Wisconsin." | 
Portrait by Taru Sterling |
"Latins for Republicans. It's like roaches for Raid."
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"I just couldn't have gone into a room where Chris was in a box."
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