"Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad, you will leave Oxford by the next town drain." William Archibald Spooner
"If you could say it in words there would be no reason to paint." Edward Hopper
"Who's Virginia?" Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy
"Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the 1000 small uncaring ways." Stephen Vincent Benet
"My fan mail is enormous. Everyone is under six." Alexander Calder
"Man hoards himself when he has nothing to give away." Edward Dahlberg
"Everyone knows that a man can always marry even if he reaches 102, is penniless, and has all his faculties gone. There is always some woman willing to take a chance on him."
"The wind doesn't bother me. I'm in the U. S. Senate." Robert Dole Illustration: Zach Trenholm
"I train religiously." Sister Madonna Buder
"If little else, the brain is an educational toy." Tom Robbins Photo courtesy Carl Studna
"The singer gets the pussy." George Clinton
"I've led a pretty clean life so I've aged pretty well." Bobby Sherman
"Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy. Worse, actually, at least the eunuch is allowed to watch." Albert Lawrence Einstein
"Weirdness is not my game. I'm just a square boy from Wisconsin." Willem Dafoe Portrait by Taru Sterling
"Latins for Republicans. It's like roaches for Raid." John Leguizamo
"I just couldn't have gone into a room where Chris was in a box." David Spade