"They never taste who always drink;
They always talk, who never think."
Matthew Prior
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemingway
"Those who make a distinction between education and entertainment don't know the first thing about either." Marshall McLuhan
"There are more bad musicians than there is bad music." Isaac Stern
"In fact, I'm not really a Jew. Just Jew-ish. Not the whole hog, you know." Jonathan Miller
"The phone rings and I curse.
Literary editor.
Seasonal verse."
Wendy Cope
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." Robin Williams
"I heard you call me immature earlier. Well, you're just a big poop-head." Jon Lovitz