"A man who has a million dollars is as well off as if he were rich." John Jacob Astor
"It's a damn good story. If you have any comments, write them on the back of a check."
  • Erle Stanley Gardner
    (07/17/1889 – 03/11/1970)
    US writer, on a manuscript submitted to hard-to-please editors
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn't be enough to go around."
"Anyone can be a yogi. All you need are a dirty sheet and two broken legs." Douglas Crickard
"The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence." Art Linkletter
"His favorite exercise is climbing tall people." Phyllis Diller
"I did a movie with Miss Bankhead in England. One day, she wandered into my dressing room, completely nude. I couldn't help staring, and she said, 'What's the matter, dahling? Haven't you ever seen a blonde before?'" Donald Sutherland
"Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has enriched and, in many ways, helped save lives. I'm looking forward to the opportunity to continue with a project which has had such significance for so many." David Hasselhoff