Born Today - July 14

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Died 07/13	Died 07/14	Died 07/15		Death Dates

"There is no self-portrait of me."

"He appears to have been called 'The Little Giant' more because he was little than because he was a giant."

"The waste basket is the writer's best friend."

"The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book."

"California is a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see,
But believe it or not, you won't find it so hot If you ain't got the do re mi."

"Ronald Reagan doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange."

"Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being that a belch is more satisfying."

"The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M."

"'Wholesome Olson,' they called me."

Born 07/13	Born 07/14	Born 07/15		Birth Dates
Died 07/13	Died 07/14	Died 07/15		Death Dates