"When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language correctly, I think any fool can make a rule, and every fool will mind it." Henry David Thoreau
"A couple of aspirates." Frederick Edwin Smith
"The number of people who will not go to a show they do not want to see is unlimited." Oscar Hammerstein II
"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?" Milton Berle
"A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe." Pierre Berton
"I wasn't always black... There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger." Bill Cosby