"We must remember that Satan has his miracles, too."
"Come away; poverty's catching." Aphra Johnson
"It is better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer."
"Books are the blessed chloroform of the mind."
"I can't tell you if genius is hereditary, because heaven has granted me no offspring." James McNeil Whistler
"Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals." Finley Peter Dunne
"A work in which there are theories is like an object which still has the ticket that shows its price." Marcel Proust
"John Stuart Mill
By a mighty effort of will
Overcame his natural bonhomie
And wrote 'Principles of Political Economy'."
"The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were." David Brinkley
"The three toughest fighters I've ever been up against were Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Robinson, and Sugar Ray Robinson. I fought Sugar so many times, I'm surprized I'm not diabetic! But I did have him off the canvas once...when he stepped over my body to leave the ring." Giacobe LaMotta
"Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living." Jean Collins Kerr
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." David Dinkins
"From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life." Arthur Ashe
"You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in." Arlo Guthrie
"If I wasn't talking, I wouldn't know what to say."
"We look like K-Mart rock 'n rollers, you know, the discount clothes stores where all the hicks go." Kim Deal
"I want to be a diva...like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-diet-Coke-around." Jessica Simpson