"Lord, deliver me from the man who never makes a mistake, and also from the man who makes the same mistake twice." Dr. William James Mayo
"We find it hard to believe that other people's thoughts are as silly as our own, but they probably are."
"If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists." Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"Get him. Ain't he purty?" Nelson Eddy
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings."
"I understand her. I may not be all Phoebe, but she is all me." Ruth Warrick
"There was no use working in rodeos for social security. Nobody was very social and there was little security." Louis Bert Lindley, Jr.
"Glory is a heavy burden, a murdering poison, and to bear it is an art. And to have that art is rare." Oriana Falacci
"Ego is to the true self what a flashlight is to a spotlight."
"Our grandfathers had to run, run, run. My generation's out of breath. We ain't running no more." Stokely Carmichael
"Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call." Richard Lewis
"We're going to put you back in the fashion department." Fred Grandy