"Think and let think." John Wesley
"I hate books; they only teach us to talk about things we know nothing about." Jean-Jacques Rousseau
"Drama is action, sir, action and not confounded philosophy." Luigi Pirandello
"Comforts and syphilis are the greatest enemies of mankind."
"The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children."
"What's wrong with sweetness and light? It's been around quite awhile." Richard Rodgers, Oscar Hammerstein, and Yao Shan Tung
"Human beings are the only creatures who are able to behave irrationally in the name of reason." Israel Ehrenberg
"He is going around the country stirring up apathy."
"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets." Mel Brooks
"I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity." Gilda Radner
"Celebrity is death. . . . celebrity—that's the worst thing that can happen to an actor." John Cusack
"Women! They get too excited and they don't like comic books!" Edrich Cruz