"The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir." Thomas Fuller
"Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the infinity in which he is engulfed." Blaise Pascal
"The anvil is not afraid of the hammer." Charles Haddon Spurgeon
"If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names." Elbert Hubbard
"The richer your friends, the more they will cost you."
"[The 17th Earl of Derby] is a very weak-minded fellow I am afraid, and, like the feather pillow, bears the marks of the last person who has sat on him." Earl Douglas Haig
"You knuckleheads!" Moses Horvitz
"If you have integrity—nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity—nothing else matters."
"Kevin Costner has feathers in his hair and feathers in his head. The Indians should have called him 'Plays with Camera.'" Pauline Kael
"[The Libyan Army] is capable of destroying America and breaking its nose." Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi
"If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now." Salman Rushdie
"Things can always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office."
"I know there are nights when I have power, when I could put on something and walk in somewhere, and if there is a man who doesn't look at me, it's because he's gay." Mary Kathleen Turner